Chocolate make a wish!
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Unfortunately, I am still a customer at HypoVereinsbank, the core competence team among the chocolate banks. Not that the others are better, but here are my personal highlights for 2012:
- At night they still turn off internet banking. Booking run, you know?
- Diskettes (!) with bookings at the end of the year please until December 27th. submit.
- The online statement works in the same way as the statement printer. Request, download exactly once, then the PDF is gone.
- Update: The PDF excerpts are in an inbox for a while, but then deactivated again after 6 months.
- For a few months they have had an online advisor via video conference. They let the Citrix sales droids convince them that bank customers could install a great Citrix client from the US server on their own computer in order to speak to an employee.
- You also find mobile TANs very fragrant. Including the account number and the amount in the SMS. The Android Trojans can read out even more than they need.
But they are currently shooting the bird with this banner for new customers. The USP: Use your wedding day as the PIN for your debit card.
Wish you had an empty account. Image: HypoVereinsbank customer security department